Are y'all ready for THIS? Throwdown starts TODAY

Hello luvvies

I trust you all had a fun time seeing in the New Year. I definitely did. But more on that later. Getting to the matter at hand. That of getting ripped. Or less disgustingly flabby. Whatever applies. Hooray! It's finally the Big Day! Let's GO. So if you scroll to the bottom of this here blog page, you will see a larger version of this:



Have no fear, we will expand the wall as much as it needs to be expanded to fit all qualified contestants on it. It will be constantly updated. And yes, I realize I left some of the categories off but I'll add them as soon as someone qualifies for them.

I must take this opportunity to clarify that you don't have to attempt every category. Just do what you want to do. But push yourself. That's the point.

I must also take the opportunity to show you a picture of the current Comm. Center throwdown board upon which I ..erhem..dominate. This is for both bragging (breaking a resolution not to brag so much) and illustrative purposes. As you can tell, I only attempted that which I was fairly confident that I could win (apart from the pull-up which I did in a manic moment as a joke and am mystified as to why I have not yet been replaced). I took a photograph mostly because I'm pretty sure this will be a short lived reign of terror. (But something that I will probably continue to brag about henceforth and forever).

ANYWAY: The doing it only if I can win thing it is, I fully recognize, a BAD attitude and not one I want to promote here. On this here wall of fame, anyone who makes a decent (see "Blog Props" rules) effort will be recognized and perhaps even rewarded. SO while you certainly don't have to do everything, there is no harm in trying. Right? Right! You may find a hidden talent. Because I respect TRYING even more then I respect winning. Really.

So...any takers yet? Anybody qualifying for blog props in any category on this fine first day of this stupendous second decade? Just comment here, or on the original throwdown post, email or whatever to let me know and I will slap your name on up there for us to all ooh.....ahhhh and feel secretly jealous and competitive over. Ok? Ok. Remember time does not matter. What matters is that you got off your glutes and did it. And really was there ever a better day to start then today? I think not.

Let's do this thing.

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