(picture shamelessly stolen off your facebook page)
Mayzie Mayzie give me your answer do
I’m going half crazy waiting to sing
Happy birthday to you
I try to call you on the phone
But I guess you’re never home
So I hope it was sweet
And you got lots of treats
And a cake made just for you.
Song plagiarism aside…
Mayzie Moopie
Constant Poopie
(That fun nickname must’ve made you loopy)
Remember Mrs. Gummidge?
Remember Granny Hound?
Remember that time you burned your bum on the humidifier and screamed
in that way babies do
when they don’t actually make a sound?
(That was awful)
Whoduthunk when you were three
That you’d end up so cheery?
Remember when I dropped you on the head
I thought that you were dead
I’m glad you were not
‘Cos I love you a lot
It’s fun being your sister
Even though you’re too busy
With your Mister
To answer the verdompt phone
But rest assured
I will hunt you down eventually
Wherever you may roam
Happy birthday dear heart
If you were here I’d take you on a $10 spree
At Wal*Mart
(or maybe even Big Lots. Cos I’m classy like that)
xoxo
Tweet this!
6 comments:
a $10 spree at Walmart? What has happened to you Kirsty since I moved?!
LOL Peg I was being ironic ;)
Ahhh, :) I wish I had talent like that to write. You're good! You made me laugh too...lol.
Also, LOVE your new blog layout. I haven't been out blogging lately so this is my first time to see it. LOVE the colors!
LOL....love it!! I can't get over the resembelance to Gracie!!!
Your birthday poems are AWESOME. I mean that so sincerely. I hesitated for a moment, but I will admit....my nickname in high school was "Poopie". Short story that I won't be sharing...at least not here.
I hope your sis had a wonderful day!
Hahahaha THANKS SO MUCH!!!!!! I love it!!! Didn't know you were trying to get hold of me. But inasmuch as it inspired this poem I am quite glad you didn't :) xxx!
Post a Comment