Hi! You have stumbled upon the blog of me, Kirsty. Welcome! Sit down, get comfy. Can I get you some chocolate? Since this is a page About Me here are...
1086 (and counting) things about me:
- I'm 33. My birthday rocked this year.
- I'm LDS
- But I have no sister wives
- Also I don't can stuff
- Also I don't sew
- My husband makes dinner
- My blog is called Momedy because I don't think there is any job more replete with fodder for humour then motherhood.
- Which is not to say I don't whine about it with regularity.
- I was born and raised in South Africa and Swaziland
- I am one of 5 children
- I went to an amazing high-school with people like Nelson Mandela's grandson. It made me think.
- Then I moved to Idaho.
- I froze
- I (re)met my husband
- We got engaged after 3 weeks
- And got married within 5 months
- He is a saint (he'd have to be)
- I struggled with depression
- We went to college.
- We had a beautiful boy, Benjamin (he's now 10)
- We were ecstatic
- Then we moved to California
- The sunshine was awesome
- We had a beautiful boy, Gabe (he's now 8)
- We changed a diaper or two
- My husband lost his job
- It took him 9 months to find a new one
- We learned a lot in that time. It was mostly a good experience. Our church took care of us.
- Then we had a beautiful girl, Gracie (she's now 7)
- Then we moved to Ohio. The weather sucked
- So I cried. A lot
- Then we had a beautiful boy. We call him Finny (but his name is Jonathan)
- More crying (this time 'cos of PPD)
- Then I got on drugs and stopped crying (yeah for the drugs!!!)
- But when the sun did not shine I was SAD.
- So I got one of these
- And then I was happy. (Yeah for this!)
- I am a fan of alliteration
- I write poems for my family members on their birthdays. (I say poem in the loosest sense of the word.
- I am never going to to be a good runner, but I keep doing it 'cos occasionally you have a good run and that is awesome. And being fit makes life more fun (Also, it keeps you skinny, but I'm not shallow like that. At all.
- I have run some 1/2 marathons. Sometimes I think I'd like to run a full one. But then I run a few miles and think not. This Summer I ran a 1/2 marathon with my 11 year old son. You can read about here. Isn't he amazing?
- I am interested in fitness in general. You should join me for a MOMEDY THROWDOWN starting 1-1-2010. You should! You know you should. It's going to be fun.
- I lost 40lbs in less then 3 months. I have kept it off for 3 years. Here is how.
- I am a medical idiot savant. Try me, I will diagnose you.
- I have taught post-partum/pre-natal fitness classes, I will again as soon as life slows down..
- I do some personal training. People refer to me as Gillian but I think I'm much nicer. (And not nearly as ripped)
- I have a weird health condition that is well under control now but sometimes it makes people think I have Parkinsons because sometimes I shake a lot.
- My kids are best friends and really sweet to each other for the most part. (It's the great joy of my life)
- My husband is my best friend
- My husband is the nicest person I know. He is the nicest person most people know.
- I am freakishly well disciplined in some ways and terribly undisciplined in others.
- I like chocolate (because I'm weird but not that weird)
- I work with the girls in our Church between the ages of 12-18. I love them dearly but it also explains the prematurely grey hair.
- I have prematurely grey hair.
- I dye it
- I love comments on my blog, 'cos I am needy.
- Some of my closest friends were met on the internet
- I love to write.
- I write here and here too
- My older sister Shona lives in Australia
- My little sister Thalia recently moved there too
- I am very jealous of them both
- My brother Seth just got married and lives in South Africa with his American wife.
- That is messed dontcha think? I say she and I swap places. Although that leaves our husbands and my kids...hmmm
- I miss South Africa and my family very much. I hope one day we will all live closer
- I don't get to go back often
- Some people think I swear all the time but the things I say are not swear words in South African so I keep saying them
- Those things are hell and damn and bloody. Dammit to bloody hell
- All 4 of my kids play soccer. This means during soccer season I have no other life
- I volunteer at my kids school a lot. I try not to embarrass my kids though. I fail.
- I am a sub teacher at my kids' school. 1st graders no longer frighten me. Nor 6th graders.
- I have perfected a really terrifying stare that makes children quiver.
- Children tend to do as I say.
- When I am an old lady they will dare each other to knock on my front door
- I am a birth doula.
- I love babies
- I love motivating people, especially women. I think their potential is marvelous.
- I love public speaking. It does not scare me a bit.
- I am afraid to fly but I don't let it stop me (it sucks for the people sitting next to me though)
- I am afraid to drive on the highway and I do let it stop me (I am convinced I will kill someone attempting to merge). I often shriek when driving with others as they attempt to merge. They love it.
- I had 2 almost identical accidents while I was learning how to drive. Which explains the above fears. That and my general insanity
- I have a degree in Organizational Management (major in Marketing)
- I hope to get my Masters in Psychology one day
- I struggle with OCD tendencies.
- My four year old wants to marry me. I have no objections. We are looking into the feasibility of this. He is extremely good for my ego.
87. My feet are always cold. Always.
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16 comments:
Hallo Kirsty, from South Africa. (Saw you on SITS)
Hi Kirsty
This is Chantal Kur
Not sure if this is the correct place to post.
What happened to your article on sleep paralysis?
I have sooooo much I can share on the subject. I am most enlightened.
Let me know.
Thanks
Chantal
ck@goggaconnect.co.za
We were separated at birth. Okay, minus the South African thing.
Is that weird to post on the world wide web for all to see?
Three week engagement that is wonderful.
I love your descriptions and all your life in sentences. Very cool!
Wow...that's a great mini-bio! You are a funny gal and I'm sure it's a 24/7 funfest in your house...seriously:D
Wow!! What a huge change to grow up in South Africa and then move to Idaho - or Ohio - or ANYWHERE for that matter!! What great stories (I'm sure) you have!!
~WM
Thanks for sharing. You are Funny!
I met my husband on August 27th and got hitched December 27th of the same year. So, hah! I win! No...wait...maybe that means I lose? lol :P
I'm so used to LDS blogs feeling mostly the same. But I find yours very real and refreshingly unique.
Also? Yay doulas!
What a great list! It was fun getting to know you...
I really like your blog!
gah, I love this list! makes me want to make one :)
That was fun to read! An interesting twist on an "About Me" post :-)
I'm obsessed with you. I mean, totally in a non stalkery not actually obsessive way.
But you're freaking hysterical and as an (ex) LDS, ex California girl who moved to Ohio, where my husband lost his job and is currently in the awful searching, (we're currently freezing in DC) I find you entirely relatable and very funny, Great blog!
Hmmmm Children of all types scare me.... except my own.
My boys are great for my ego too... I love it!!!
I think I will be back..
Momedy - you've got a fantastic blog. Please keep sharing, because I will be back.
Merry Chritmas.
So nice to 'meet' you! Thanks for being a new friend with me over at Wonder Woman Wannabe. I look forward to visiting you again soon!
Cheers
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